I had an awful, awkward exchange today at the gym. There's a girl there that is a dead ringer for an acquaintance of mine I even saw her there once with her boyfriend, further cementing in my head that it's someone I know. If I'm unsure of someone, I usually can find a non embarrasing way to cut through the awkwardness of an identity crisis.
Not today.
It caught me by surprise, I opened my mouth before I had a chance to think about it, and no, it wasn't her. The problem is, I ABSOLUTELY know this person. She said, "No, my name isn't... it's ....". And my mind raced even faster, because with the real name, now I REALLY DO know her, it just isn't who I thought it was.
I even referenced where she went to school and where she lived, and she said "Yeah", but she couldn't recall me at all. It was just awkward and embarrasing. I'll confer with some peeps and it'll get sorted out, but that's today's entry in "Awkward Exchanges at The Gym"!!!
MotD: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Obviously this movie was gonna suck and it doesn't disappoint. Completely formulaic rehash of other Chainsaws, not scary, not funny, just god awful. Leatherface looks like that wrestler, Mankind I think it was? I know WWF stole the look from this, but that's all I thought of. Yes, this is the one with Zellweger and McConnaughy, but even if you an tolerate those two, it's just 8 shades of shitty.
Maybe if I was there I could have cockblocked you just as you were starting to talk to her, which would have saved you some embarassment.
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She were who you thought she were! And you let her off the hook!
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