Showing posts with label Olympics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Olympics. Show all posts

Friday, October 2, 2009

Her Name is Rio and She Dances on the Sand!

Happy Olympic Bid day everyone!

I truly feel this was a great day for Chicago.  It's kinda like when the US troops rolled into Baghdad and deposed Saddam.  It took an outside force, The IOC, to walk into downtown Chicago and tear down Mayor Daley.  He finally doesn't get something that he wants. It also was painful for a portion of the populace, to see outside liberators tell you how you should be.  Oh frabjous day, callou callay!

Now, I can't wait to see Daley's post mortem interviews.  Frankly, I doubt he'll even give one.  How much money was on this fruitless venture?

Also, can we all agree that last month, Daley gave Oprah Michigan Ave. in exchange for her stumping here?  Transparent.

Now, let's get the cops a contract!

MotD: The Beatles: Help!
In Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Chris Rock yells out "George Lucas is gonna sue somebody!" when Cockknocker shows up.  I can only think that would have been his reaction if he had been around for the first episode of The Monkees, "George Harrison is gonna sue somebody!"  Having never seen any of the Beatles movies, I only had read about how much they influenced THE MONKEES show.  Holy crap, Screen Gems stole everything from Help! and put it on the small screen.  Substitute Ringo's ring (love that macguffin too, a ring for Ringo) for the Monkey's paw and you have one of my favorite Monkees eps.  Crazy narrative, but way entertaining.  And that music is just so wonderful.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Doomsday +1

No, not the Charlton comic that gave us John Byrne.  I'm talking about the Olympics.

At this time tomorrow, we'll know if Chicago has gotten the Olympics, and all signs are pointing to yes.  This makes me VERY sad, for a few reasons.

1.  Chicago is the most corrupt city in the U.S.  Pardon me, let me amend that.  Chicago POLITICIANS are the most corrupt in the U.S. and the Olympics has always had corruption problems.  It had problems in Salt Lake, Utah.  That's UTAH a state made for and run by MORMONS.  Mormons got in trouble for running a corrupt Olympics.  What chance to we have?

2.  Congestion in the city will go crazy.  I know this is 7 years off, but traffic and costs of parking and tolls will only go up and cars on the road will only multiply.  Too many people descending on the city will be insanity.  Can we handle it, yes, we're very capable people, but will t be enjoyable, no it won't.

3.  City taxes will go to funding this, guaranteed, and that's a problem.  To my recollection, this has never been voted on by the public.  I may  be totally wrong there, so I'll not hinge my point on the fact that the voters never had a say.  What I will say is that our taxes will go up, and we're already one of the highest taxed people in the US. 

4. New construction is the biggest argument that people are making for these games.  Here's my problems with that.  The money for this construction will be coming from #3 above and a budget built on numbers that will absolutely be eclipsed by overruns.  Therefore, when the supposedly privately funded dollars run out, the money that would come from the govt. and donations, Daley will dip into Chicago's wallets.  This won't be exterior funds coming into the city making us rich.  We'll be stealing from our left hand to pay our right. 

4.5 The new construction, while I'm sure will be competentely built, won't be long lasting structures.  They cannot be, not unless the budgets go higher than they are.  So we'll be building locations that are either MEANT to be temporary or just won't be as high quality as a private business venture would provide. 

5.  Finally, the flat out benefit to the city, as reported on by MULTIPLE outside sources, Anderson Accounting being one of them, is well below the projection that Daley and his cronies have put out there.  Just like the clusterfuck that was the Parking Meter scam, Daley is being shortsighted with the money.  He could have gotten more for the parking meters than they did, but whether he's too stupid to get it or just to shortsighted, he didn't.  And by all accounts, we, the denizens of Chicago, are paying 4x for it.

I'll have to wait at least 7 years to find out whether I'm right or not, and I'll have to listen to all kinds of bullshit for that time.  I guess this is how people who were against Obama feel now.  A lot of parrallels there, passion on both sides, some very geographically delineated viewpoints.  Oh well, I'm not going to launch into a comparison here.  I just wanted to get my thoughts down prior to the announcement, to go on the record.

MotD: To Live and Die in L.A.
William Friedkin is a pimp.  I cannot think of another movie, tho maybe if I sat down and put my mind to it, that more screamed 1980's than this movie.  Really exciting film, with great performances and exciting set pieces.  SCREAMS 80's, which makes me chuckle.  Surprisingly the only thing missing is a giant mountain of blow somewhere.