Hail, Hail Resurrection!

Why are there no horror movies about Easter?

I know, "The Passion of The Christ", but c'mon, that doesn't count.  I'm talking about a full on, Bunny suited killer movie.  I'm sure there's been some low low budget crap thing, but really, something that people have heard of?

A quick IMDB search shows nothing.  A ton of cartoons, nothing in this genre.  Let's make that happen.

Premise:
A young boy searches for his Easter Eggs.  He gets lost, trapped in a sewage ditch.  The search last for days until he's found, during this time he's traumatized by rats, excrement and sewage.  He grows to hate Easter and as an adult, refuses to let his kids participate.  One year he finds one of them decorating an egg and he snaps, hitting the kid.  The police are called, he's hauled away for abuse, his wife leaves him, he becomes a wreck.  The following year, mysterious eggs are found in the homes of all the people involved with his downfall.  The eggs are all poisoned, explosive, full of acid, etc.  A bunny suited killer lurks among us. 

That would be sweet.  Horrible, I'm sure, but awesome.  Can you imagine the one shot that has an Easter Basket, all wrapped up in celophane, someone opens it and a severed head is inside?  Yes!  That's your poster.

My gift to you, Hollywood.  My gift to you.
MotD: Mother's Day

Cross "I Spit on Your Grave" with "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and you have this gem from the good folks at Troma films.  "House of 1000 Corpses" owes something to this as well.  In case you haven't gleaned yet, Mother's Day isn't the feel good, life affirming film you want to share with your actual Mom.  Unless your last name is Gacy.  3 young women go off into the woods for an isolated camping weekend and horror ensues when a mother and her two hillbilly sons cross their path.  The requisite gas station warning is involved as well.  Great sadistic performance by the Mother who just wants her sons to be the best they can be!  Not an entirely awful Troma movie, which says a lot.