Description a Day: The Ridge Edition!

That's right kids, I'm in the mother fucking Ridge.  Deal with that.  Let it soak in.  The Ridge.  R-I-D-G-E.

Have you stopped shaking yet?  Ok then, I'll get into the exciting description of the day.  Sweet christ this is the last one, so I'm going to go retro on your ass and drop some knowledge on my old studio apartment, lived in from 1999-2002.  Kablaam!

White walls, white ceilings and a white carpet adorn this single room dwelling.  To the immediate right is a walk in closet, which leads directly to the kitchen nook.  Inset from the main room roughly 3 feed deep, the electric stove is next to the one sink countertop.  A set of cabinets sit above the sink and range.  To the left of the kitchen is the bathroom, which butts up against the windowed wall.  A heater spans the length of the windows.  A couch sits at a ninety degree angle with the window, in front of a drawer chest, with television resting on top.  To the right of the TV is a computer desk, with assorted computer equiment atop it.  To the left of the TV is an industrial shelf of comic books.  Beyond that, and immediately to the left of the front door is the bed.

That's all I can handle.  My eyes hurt from these descriptions.  I know, a bad omen for my supposed career path, but seriously, this gets old quickly.  I feel like I'm writing product descriptions for The Price is Right.

One more Halloween pic today, here you go, the greatest Blaxploitation superhero, Luke Cage: Power Man!

MotD: Return of the Living Dead Part III


Surprisingly entertaining for a grade B horror flick.  Zombies, grunge and the ever present military industrial complex converge to tell the story of young love interrupted by the pesky undead.  It does, however, feature the lovely URSA from Superman II! 

Awesome.  The true story here is the misfired movie of the day.  I saw On Demand a movie called Resurrection Mary.



Now, being from the South Side, I've heard the RM story a million times, a million ways.  So, I figure, this would be fun, I'm assuming they shot it here on Archer Ave. and all that stuff.  This is so close to The Room that it hurts.  Not good.  Not entertaining, not scary.  I only got about a 1/2 hour in and I turned it off to watch Return of Living Dead III.  Let's go over that again, I turned off this movie to watch Return of the Living Dead III.  Avoid this movie like you would a ghostly apparition you run across on Archer Ave.  Or don't and lie to your friends about how awesome it was.