The Checker Playing Ghost

That sounds like a Don Knotts movie and I so wish it was.  That would be awesome.

My nieces just got out of bed to tell me their stuffed animals know karate.  I said awesome, but if they don't go to sleep, the ghost that lives in my house will come and say hi.  He's a checker playing ghost who only bothers you if you're up past your bedtime.  If you're sleeping, he's cool and lets you be. If you're awake, he barrages you with...

*knock knock*

"Hey, uhh, you wanna play checkers?"
"Seriously, wanna get a game of checkers?"
"As long as you're up, let's play some checkers?"

And he only leaves if you go to sleep.  So, at one point, if they don't go to sleep, I think I'm gonna leave a checkerboard outside the door. 

Ok, holy shit, as I'm typing this, Piper just got out of bed, knocked on the door and said to ME "Hey, you wanna play some checkers?"  HOLY SHIT I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG TIME. 

So, I don't think short people should be allowed to teach spin class.  They just have a smaller radius or whatever the fuck you call it, so when they stand up on the bike for 45 minutes it's not as much.  Holy crap I wanted to pass out this morning.  Good, but jesus christ.

No writing today, but plan on wrapping up my assignment tomorrow and finishing some of the story documents too.  Looking forward to it.

MotD: Hard Candy
Juno takes revenge on Nite Owl in this twisted, gripping two character study.  Very entertaining and well acted.  A bit long, but cool.